Geistworm

Said Kristin to Eliot Spitzer,
"Put down your silly wine spritzer.
Let's measure your law,
And Andrea's jaw,
And see if New York justice fits her."

It's The Mayflower: anything goes,
For the Emperor's Club wears no clothes.
And the children all cry
As the ship passes by,
"It's the Governor! Look! Thar she blows!"